Long weekend coming up… Work, bachelorette party, work.
“Let’s be awesome constantly!” - drunk guy in front of us
This is the story ‘bout some boys from Texas, who know how to get down!
Taking bets on a timeline. Summer says two months until we’re together. I say two months until I get bored.
Score! Just remembered that I have a $200 ATT rebate card waiting to be claimed. That should pay for my Christmas…
(via insomnia151)
I will ALWAYS reblog this picture when it comes across my dashboard, because this is my dream…
I would kill for a nap right now.
If you get your entire goddamn meal comped off, the LEAST you could do is tip your server. Motherfuckers.
Increasingly, I am becoming the person who is always walking away. I’m the one who’s always leaving people, leaving places, leaving one adventure behind for the next. It’s what I do. I get restless and I move on. Maybe it’s not healthy to always be on the move that way, but it’s inevitable. And so far it is making me very, very happy.
MyLifeIsAverage - Life Is Normal Today
I never reblog MLIAs because I figure everyone’s seen them already but this one is so brilliant.
(via sleepanddream)