At a field party in Seagoville. Sadly not getting drunk tonight because I’m driving…...
Nov 1st
Listen
loveyourchaos:
thingsgohazy:
likeneelyohara:
To Be Alone With You | Sufjan Stevens
Nov 1st
notarobotbutaghost:black-and-white:lovemidori:
“Laugh a...
Oct 31st
“In high school I told a guy, “I’m not touching...”
— Caty
— Caty
Oct 31st
thanks andtheyflew
sheisdeadagain: its all becoming clear now haha :) haha, any time. :)
Oct 31st
ATT Uverse, your site is 2am fail.
Oct 31st
sheisdeadagain:
andtheyflew:
sheisdeadagain:
I’m...
Oct 31st
sheisdeadagain:
I’m officially a hockey fan. Go sharks! We...
Oct 31st
jotterbook: (via visualizeus)
Oct 30th
OMG traffic. I need to get to workkkk.
Oct 30th
fuckyeahtattoos:
First tattoo. Wish I could look at it...
Oct 30th
It’s 2:30am. Why am I awake?
I’m still up, hello, I’m still up thinking of
...
Oct 30th
You know, my primary goal in life is to...
I think so far I’m doing a pretty good job.
Oct 30th
I think maybe you could make me happier...
But I can’t decide if I want to let you.
Oct 30th
(via loveyourchaos)
Oct 29th
icanread:
(by adrianobrodbeck)
Oct 29th
“Nobody knows you the way you know you but I think I do....”
— Passion Pit (via acewepeel)
— Passion Pit (via acewepeel)
Oct 29th
“That dude’s shoes scream ‘hate me, I’m hipster.’” - Chels
Oct 29th
wordboner:
Drunk Texting Is The New Foreplay (get this on...
Oct 28th
That is so weird. I have a contact with a Denton number saved in my phone, with a full name, & I...
Oct 28th
I know many people will hate John for...
NYM: What do you think about Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize?JM: I think it's fantastic.
NYM: Why? What's your overall opinion?
JM: Do you think I'm smart enough to be able to articulate to you why our president receiving the Nobel Peace Prize is a bit early for things? What's your overall opinion?
NYM: I think it's a bit premature. Someone compared it to giving an Oscar to someone still making a film.
JM: So you don't think he should have it.
NYM: I don't think its a bad thing, but maybe someone else deserved it more.
JM: Who? If you don't know who else should have gotten it instead of Obama, I love you, you're beautiful, but shut your fucking mouth.
NYM: What do you think about health care? Would you take the public option?
JM: Have you ever heard me play guitar? I'm really fucking good. You know what I'm bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music? I almost got a mad need to lighten up. You need to lighten up, because the questions you asked me were all trouble-making questions. If someone gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, and I didn't deserve it, I would just shut my mouth and enjoy the hell out of it.
NYM: Which I'm sure he's doing.
JM: What's he going to do, send it back? It's like I'm getting a wrongful bulge in my pants and everyone's thinking I've got a nine-inch cock. I'm not going to argue with them, I'm going to let them think I have a nine-inch cock.
NYM: How about a style question?
JM: Yes, this seems to be apropos. Do you get paid for this?
NYM: I do it more for fun.
JM: You do this for fun? That's like me saying ... never mind.
NYM: What do you think about guys with seventies mustaches?
JM: I don't give a fuck about who wears their face what way. If I could grow a beard, I'd have some nutty things going on on my face.
NYM: You can't grow a beard?
JM: It's a pituitary thing. I know you're not that much of a moron.
NYM: These are questions my editor wanted me to ask. I'm trying to build my journalistic career here.
JM: You're not building a journalistic career. You're making yourself look like a moron and you're not a moron. Who's your editor?
NYM: Jada.
JM: Jada is making you sound like a moron in front of people.
NYM: Why don't you tell me about your new album? You've been in the studio for a while.
JM: I have a record coming out November 17.
NYM: Any particular theme or inspiration behind this one that makes it different from previous albums?
JM: Look what we're doing right now! We're connecting right now! This is great! Yeah, it's going to be quite melodically bright, but the themes are all about heartbreak.
NYM: How is that different? Haven't you written a lot about heartbreak?
JM: I think most artists do, but this is really breaking into the theme of it as a concept.
NYM: Is there hope behind the heartbreak?
JM: The melody is the hope. The lyrics are the heartbreak, the melody is the hope. If you have the lyrics being the heartbreak and the music as the heartbreak, your editor made you ask stupid fucking questions! You're standing in front of me acting as if these questions are fair, but now we're talking about something real. So there was stuff I wanted to put on the record that just didn't fit the concept. So the next record will have that concept.
NYM: What concept?
JM: More political things, worldly things.
NYM: Such as?
JM: Nothing rhymed with public option.
NYM: You don't always have to rhyme, though.
JM: I'm going to forcefully sodomize your editor.
(source: http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/10/john_mayer_threatens_to_sodomi.html)
A+++ I laughed so fucking hard. JM FTMFW!
Oct 28th
“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though...”
— Albert Einstein (via...
— Albert Einstein (via...
Oct 28th
I never expected it to, but the idea of leaving this place just about breaks my heart.
Oct 27th
“‘cause holy cow I love your eyes
and only now I see...”
— Elbow - On a Day Like This
— Elbow - On a Day Like This
Oct 27th
The colder it gets, the more I love classical music.
Oct 26th
queenanne:
id0be1ieve:
(via sweethomestyle)
- wow.. I...
Oct 26th
loveyourchaos:
asredaspoppies:
...
Oct 26th
New Orleans in a unordered, basically...
Got inked. Stayed in a hostel in a run-down part of town. Drank on Bourbon St two nights in a...
Oct 26th
Note to self: Go.
You can always come back.
Oct 26th
kari-shma:
i’m a festival, i’m a parade (via sevenworlds16)
...
Oct 25th
Listen
Sing me something soft, sad and delicate or loud and out of key. Sing me anything…
...
Oct 25th
My new ink. :)
It’s not the best pic - the colors are...
Oct 25th
sweethomestyle:
lorealloves:
via
Everything about this...
Oct 25th
If we happen to be walking along a street at night, and a man, visible already from afar - because...
Oct 24th
My weekend is all work and no play. Gotta balance out my week somehow.
Oct 24th
Back in town and back to work. Time to make bill money…
Oct 24th
(via sweethomestyle)
This is in Dallas… It’s...
Oct 24th
We’ll never make it home at this rate. Damn you, rush hour.
Oct 23rd
The sun is shining, the windows are down, and I’m From Barcelona is playing at top volume....
Oct 23rd
Oh, and I have Chex Mix.
Oct 23rd
Texas!
Oct 23rd
I think what they mean by “speed limit strictly enforced” is “if we happen to...
Oct 23rd
Au revoir, mon cherie.
Oct 23rd
I finally found free parking in New Orleans!
Oct 23rd
This is definitely a town best taken in small doses.
Oct 23rd
"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits....
(via loveyourchaos)
Oct 23rd
Lacy is dancing on stage for the 2nd time tonight. New Orleans clearly brings out the best in...
Oct 23rd
I’m going to see how many people will give Lacy a free birthday shot w/o asking for proof.
Oct 23rd
Nope. Your orthopedic shoes disqualify you.
Oct 23rd
The guy I was just talking to works for Girls Gone Wild. Oh, New Orleans…
Oct 23rd
I’m really annoyed that the rain followed us here. Good thing we went out last night… :/
Oct 23rd
http://twitpic.com/mj027 - My new ink :)
Oct 23rd
Done, and it’s gorgeous. Pics to come in a few hours when I take the bandage off. :)
Oct 22nd
At NOLA Tattoo, about to get inked. So excited!
Oct 22nd
Here we go!
Oct 22nd
I just saw a little kid on a field trip in a Calgary Flames jersey. Awesome.
Oct 22nd
I just got saved on a sidewalk by the river. I love this town.
Oct 22nd
http://twitpic.com/mgyor - Breakfast. Om nom.
Oct 22nd
Good morning, New Orleans. :)
Oct 22nd
Operation Beautiful (I love this so much)
Oct 22nd
The adorable bartender at Razoo’s just gave me a nickle and a keychain. heh.
Oct 22nd
John & John: thank you for making New Orleans even more interesting.
Oct 22nd
The power of eye contact amazes me. Also, fyi, I am comfortably drunk right now. :)
Oct 22nd
This is a real place? I am so in love.
Oct 22nd
http://twitpic.com/mezx4 - We made it!
Oct 22nd
Spotted on Bourbon St: A couple dressed as pirates for no apparent reason.
Oct 22nd
We’ve discovered the real-life version of Crayola’s Harvest Gold, and it’s in...
Oct 22nd
This is the bridge that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends…
Oct 22nd
Trying alligator for the first time. Verdict: delicous.
Oct 22nd
I’d like to give a hug to whomever thought to put a burger on a croissant.
Oct 21st
We found swampland. It’s a rather lovely change of scenery.
Oct 21st
Welcome to Louisiana!
Oct 21st
Forgot how much I love East Texas.
Oct 21st
New Orleans New Orleans New Orleans!
Oct 21st
NEW ORLEANS.
I is coming for you. :D Be back Friday! Enjoy my twitter updates in the meantime. :)
Oct 21st
About to see Where The Wild Things Are. So excited!
Oct 20th
all i have to say is
:)
Oct 20th
fuckyeahstrangefinds:
This is one of Tim Flach’s...
Oct 20th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18)
Oct 20th
I am so glad Twitter did not exist when...
Oct 19th
This is where I'm staying in New Orleans this...
Oct 19th
loveyourchaos:
this.is.awesome.
I don’t have a clue...
Oct 19th
Just sent off an email to the guy I want to do my tattoo in New Orleans… Eek! So excited!
Oct 19th
(via loveyourchaos)
Oct 19th
acewepeel:
kevinrobotica:
I love autumn.
I wish that...
Oct 18th
txtsfrmlstnght:
(361): At any point in time, have you stopped and thought “I wonder how high Willie...
Oct 18th
atoms: mypeterpancomplex
Oct 18th
Nobody knows how to over-share quite like a group of servers.
Oct 17th
GROWUP&BLOWAWAY
(via those-tinyfolk)
Oct 17th
Dear Taco Bell, I love you, but chimps would do a better job running your drive-thru than the idiots...
Oct 17th
I wish the weather could be this perfect every day.
Oct 17th
(via loveyourchaos)
I’m glad it didn’t take me...
Oct 16th
(via loveyourchaos)
Oct 16th
travelhighlights:
Brooklyn fog by Brian W. Ferry
New York...
Oct 16th
“Don’t feel sorry for yourself. Only assholes do that.”
— Haruki Murakami (via...
— Haruki Murakami (via...
Oct 15th
(via fuckyeahtattoos)
Oct 15th
To The Game: An Original Haiku
Light disappearing into the darkened tunnel - DARTing away now.
Oct 15th
Listen
scout:
unicornology / iguessthatscool / nedhepburn:
The Unicorns - “Tuff Ghost”
Oct 14th
“I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all...”
— Sylvia Plath (via...
— Sylvia Plath (via...
Oct 14th
cherish:
by elusive
Oct 13th
Listen
sheisdeadagain:
indieandyy:
Drilling (P.O.S. Redo) by Minus the Bear
Oct 13th
Okay, I am never doing that again. I think I pulled every muscle I used.
Oct 13th
I am so in love with this girl's tattoo.
Oct 13th
Man, I am slow rollin today. My legs and arms are so sore.
Oct 13th
It's going to take me all week to...
Or more specifically, my Saturday night. I think it took me until about 2:00 Sunday afternoon to...
Oct 12th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-11)
Oct 12th
“…if you’ve been up all night and cried till you have no more...”
— C.S. Lewis (via...
— C.S. Lewis (via...
Oct 12th
prettyfoods:flickflickflicker:...
Oct 12th
Hahaha wtf sorry about the drunk tweets last night…
Oct 11th
kari-shma:
“shape of happiness.” Fine Art Print by...
Oct 11th
uh oh.
Oct 11th
ii get what i want. leanrn ir, know it, be l ieve it.
Oct 11th
fucking drink. xutw boys here. damn fip cup.
Oct 11th
Whee drunk. Love flip cup!
Oct 11th
Nearly midnight and the pre-party is going strong at the PHole. I love my job sometimes.
Oct 11th
I’ve been to three places and still no ESPN Magazine. I will find!
Oct 10th
Yay Sobe Lifewater is 2 for $2 at Exxon.
Oct 10th
The Excursion into the Mountains
‘I don’t know,’ I cried in a toneless voice, ‘I really don’t know. If...
Oct 10th
“When you look closely people are so...
(via loveyourchaos)
Oct 10th
Pure. Gold.
Chels: lol now that you mention it, kinda funny that Cogs was all "nothx keeping towel on plz"Me: hahah i know!
Me: souray and moreau are like yes! equipment in front of our equipment!
Me: but no, cogs likes his lil red towel
Chels: Hahahaha
Chels: Hahahah funniest line ever
Me: hahahaha
Chels: I slobbered on myself hahahaha
Me: LMAO
Me: hahahaha
Chels: Hahahah ew
Me: i cant stop laughing
Me: lolol
Chels: Haahahaha
Chels: I am trying not to be too loud so dad doesnt come in here and be like "wtf are you laughing at your computer"
Me: hahahaha that would be so hard to explain
Chels: Which is basically resorting in snorting
Me: well
Me: i keep coughing hardcore from laughing
Chels: resorting? resulting
Chels: Hahahahah
Me: i knew that line was gold as soon as i wrote it
Me: mostly because i had to stop laughing to keep typing
Me: resorting in snorting
Me: hahahhaha
Me: that just struck me as super funny
Chels: Hahahaha you laughed at your own line
Chels: Hahahaha
Me: hahahah i did
Me: i find myself very funny sometimes
Chels: Hahahaha WELL
Chels: Your ego has blossomed nicely
Me: i'm not being egotistical
Me: i didnt say i AM funny
Me: just that i find myself funny
Chels: Hahah well
Chels: I burst out laughing at myself for having not closed a window, which isn't really funny
Chels: So can't really fault you there
Me: hahahah
Me: i'm still laughing over "equipment over our equipment" causing you to resort to snorting
Me: lololol
Chels: Hahahaha
Chels: You should write that somewhere, that's funny
Me: hahah write what where?
Chels: Idk! The whole thing! On a napkin! Who cares!
Me: hahahah okay
Me: tumblr it is!
Chels: Hahaha tumblr is not a napkin iirc
Me: it is! it's a virtual napkin!
Chels: Oh! Well! I could have used that when I was drooling all over myself!
Me: hahahaha
Oct 10th
Oh, hello. Fat Straws guy is super adorable.
Oct 10th
“…if I am driven by ANYTHING in this world, it is...”
— caragh Reblogged for truth.
— caragh Reblogged for truth.
Oct 10th
On my way to Wal-Mart to buy ESPN Magazine’s body issue. Naked Oilers ftw.
Oct 10th
I have the strongest urge to go to the...
Oct 9th
(via loveyourchaos)
I want to be this woman when I grow...
Oct 9th
Hahaha Zeus was just listening to an ambulance go down my street and he howled along with it....
Oct 9th
Listen
loveyourchaos:
Trunk // Kings of Leon
his voice is delicious in this song, jsyak
Oct 9th
I’m sad to report that rolling both Rs in “Ribeiro” doesn’t sound nearly as...
Oct 9th
I love how I can work 68 hours in two weeks and get a $0.76 paycheck. Fuck you, taxes.
Oct 8th
It never fails. I'm always the one who's...
Oct 8th
(via loveyourchaos)
Dreamy. The colors, the girl, the...
Oct 8th
(via loveyourchaos)
If my bed looked like this, I’d...
Oct 8th
Tonight feels like it’s going on forever.
Oct 8th
sweethomestyle:
(via allthingsgirly)
Oct 7th
loveyourchaos:
blueskiesunrise:
(via haylieerin)
Oct 7th
-basil:tothesoundsof:wishfulblessings:katiekatie:(via...
Oct 7th
“We knew, finally, that the girls were really women in...”
— Jeffrey Eugenides (The Virgin...
— Jeffrey Eugenides (The Virgin...
Oct 6th
DCFC
If you can't stand in place, you can't tell who's walking awayFrom who remains - who stays, who stays, who stays...
Oct 6th
gone.
yesterday - sacred your voice throbbing in time we used to trust softness like an old man’s...
Oct 6th
Part of me feels like it's really a...
Oct 5th
(via fuckyeahskinnybitch)
This girl is gorgeous. I’m...
Oct 5th
Can somebody please tell the sun that I miss it?
Oct 4th
Blechhh. Rainy weather means my cold is back and kicking. Tired of blowing my nose!
Oct 4th
(via loveyourchaos)
Oct 4th
crazybeautiful:
(via connectmydotts)
Oct 4th
Hmmm.
I finally realize why I’m tiring of him, and the next day I hear from him twice after several...
Oct 3rd
“While we breath, we hope.”
— Barack Obama (via...
— Barack Obama (via...
Oct 3rd
Ahaha apparently I accidently (?) recorded a video at the bar the other night and I just found it on...
Oct 3rd
This is a city for not sleeping, where...
(via thejoo)
Oct 3rd
“I did not need to know if he could love me. I needed to know...”
— extremely loud and incredibly...
— extremely loud and incredibly...
Oct 3rd
ATX was fun but it’s so nice to be home.
Oct 2nd
we’re all drunk. playing mozart. i did not get to karaoke due to ACL and the crowds it drew.
Oct 2nd
Thinking about doing Ride Wit Me by Nelly for karaoke. y/n?
Oct 2nd
On my way to Paul’s casa for a night of ATX debauchery.
Oct 2nd
Accidently stumbled onto a nude park on Lake Travis. If the ppl on the beach were as cute as the guy...
Oct 2nd
http://twitpic.com/jv782 - Lunch with a view. :)
Oct 1st
loveyourchaos:
iamthecrime:
ache:
(via thejoanne)
Oct 1st
“One of the biggest things you regret in life are the risks...”
— Unknown (via bitchville) (via...
— Unknown (via bitchville) (via...
Oct 1st