And They Flew

I just turned in my move-out notice to the office. This is really happening! Yay!

Mar 31st

Listen

carlovely: the blow - hey boy love love love this song.

Mar 31st

jeninla: thebrewerpatriot: Maybe one of the benefits of reaching the point as a society where sex...

Mar 31st

“Anyone can give up; it’s the easiest thing in the world to...”
— Unknown

Mar 31st

Today started out, and mostly was, so...

Restless, anxious, uneasy. One of THOSE funks, you know? But then I met somebody special (I think)...

Mar 31st

“Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the...”
— Danny Kaye

Mar 31st

Listen

Crack a bottle, let your body waddle, Don’t act like a snobby model, you just hit the lotto....

Mar 30th

Now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem beautiful again, and...

Mar 30th

Nothing is inspiring me tonight.

Mar 30th

Where are your favorite resources for...

I’m familiar with We Heart It. What else is out there?

Mar 30th

I kind of want some cake.

Mar 30th

"You are unrepeatable. There is a magic...

D. M. Dellinger

Mar 29th

"In the noisy confusion of life, keep...

Max Ehrmann, Desiderata

Mar 28th

“Not far, but like another world.”
— SWSS: Six Word Story Saturday

Mar 28th

8:30 Saturday morning,

and the whole world is asleep. At least, that’s how it feels. It’s cold and windy today,...

Mar 28th

kari-shma: Summer Love by michele cat Mmm. Feelin’...

Mar 28th

Slow Dancing in a Burning Room

It’s not a silly little moment It’s not the storm before the calm This is the deep and...

Mar 28th

Hockey Humor...

Chels: Stephan has good posture. Like a big white chair.
Me: Maybe he's used this season as an opportunity to improve that. Like, gotta spend so much time in the corner, might as well use the glass behind him to practice sitting up straight.
Chels: That's very productive of him. He could use that time for working on other skills, too. Like astral projection.
Me: Or time travel.
Chels: Or mind reading.
Me: Or telekinesis.
Chels: Or Swiss karaoke.
Me: Or Swedish karate.
Chels: Dunno that he could do that without knocking someone out.
Me: Well if he had been practicing his telekinesis also, he could just pop them back up again.
Chels: Great. Now I'm picturing Dallas icing a line of unconscious Stars, being puppet'd by Stephan.
Me: Hahaha. Maybe we could win more games that way. At least they'd be working together.
Chels: Hahaha or they could win by freaky-factor alone. The other goalie sees a drooling, unconscious troop of zombie skaters coming at him and flees his crease.
Me: That game would get to 10-2 pretty fast.
Chels: Stephan would probably get tired pretty fast. And then the Stars would just start dropping like flies.
"Why is everyone unconscious, Tobi?"
"Because I was practicing karate?"
Me: "How many times have I told you? You can't work on your weird skills on the bench unless you can sit absolutely still while you do it."
Chels: And then he travels back in time and nobody ever knows?
Me: Nobody but him, anyway. And now us since we've figured out his secret.
Chels: We must be psychic too.
Should we go up to him and announce that we know what he's been doing all season?
Me: Probably not.

Mar 27th

and my love affair with everywhere was innocent. RHCP

Mar 27th

“Cause in my head there’s a greyhound station Where I send...”
— Soul Meets Body (DCFC)

Mar 27th

“Peace. It does not mean to be in a place where there is no...”
— Unknown

Mar 27th

Finished my defensive driving course.

Yay!

Mar 26th

Listen

movieoftheweek: Hey Jude- The Beatles The Beatles = auto reblog

Mar 26th

So Apparently

Running a stop sign is more expensive than going 14 mph over the speed limit. Wouldn’t have...

Mar 26th

I want to rip off your logic and make...

(via rheagan)

Mar 26th

very much want to go to Prague… (via scout)

Mar 26th

Sometimes at work, Carlos and I sit down...

For poor people and people who can make ends meet without a problem. For families and party-goers....

Mar 26th

Listen

Rock ‘N’ Roll - Eric Hutchinson Cause if she wanna ride, she rides If she wanna roll,...

Mar 25th

abirdfriend: geeuh: unicornology: ...

Mar 25th

dabzoom: Sunset Deer via RareSpice

Mar 25th

underthesheets: snugglesmcfein: quietbrava: .via...

Mar 25th

This section of my defensive driving is...

and I’m a little bit scared to find out what they mean by that.

Mar 24th

“Check…check…check…check…check! Man,...”
— my defensive driving course....

Mar 24th

Doing my defensive driving.

$30 to have cartoon Arnold Schwarzenegger tell me not to tailgate people and William Shatner explain...

Mar 24th

Hockey Humor...

Chels: Hockey should be played with the lights off and spotlights in random places. Think of all the fun shadows!
Me: Hee! That fits in perfectly with Bettman's plan to make hockey "more exciting."
Chels: Hahaha it totally does. This is why I think fans should be allowed to drop bags of piglets onto the ice during game stoppages.
Me: Bags of piglets? Those would be very large bags.
Chels: Or very small piglets. Either way it beats dead octopi.
Me: Indeed. Watching players skating around trying to catch little piglets would make my life.
Chels: Haha that's just as awesome as our idea of players taking their dogs to the ASG.
Me: Bettman really needs to hire us.
Chels: Forget that. We need to replace Bettman.
Me: No I really don't want that responsibility. If we were his consultants, we'd basically run it like puppeteers. You know?
Chels: He'd be the king and we'd be the parliament?
Me: Exactly. So glad we're on the same page.

Mar 24th

Watch

Ab in den Süden by Seeed My summer anthem - a Swiss pop song that roughly translates to “Into...

Mar 24th

With my feet on the dash, the world...

abirdfriend: - Death Cab For Cutie

Mar 24th

sleepanddream: They are like ghosts, telling stories about...

Mar 23rd

Listen

zoelulu: the-wanderluster: zoelulu: This song rocks my socks off!  LOVE! who is this?? I love...

Mar 23rd

“He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that...”
— Michelle Obama (via avedanke)...

Mar 22nd

sleepanddream: (via merricat)

Mar 22nd

Two observations.

1. I am happy. Genuinely happy. I wasn’t, during winter, because I never am anymore. Maybe I...

Mar 22nd

“I love how this caption is like “we’re freezing...”
— Chels re: a caption in a Swiss...

Mar 22nd

ellens: kmaverick:sarahcooley: via chrisrossi loves it ...

Mar 21st

“Must get out. Life is waiting.”
— Six Word Story Saturday

Mar 21st

Hey!

Just realized that technically, I’ve made out with a Brit. This pleases me greatly. I mean -...

Mar 21st

Trufax.

Chels: Big pimpin' P I M P
Me: Uh, those are two separate songs.
Chels: It's the Reese's of pimp music.
Me: It doesn't matter how you eat it?
Chels: It makes a great cereal.

Mar 20th

I Want a Cookie

sleepanddream: hunsonisgroovy: But not just any cookie. I want a Funfetti Cookie. My sister and I...

Mar 20th

Just finished shift three of six in a row and I’m not dead yet. Yay! Off to bed now....

Mar 20th

“The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the...”
—  Isak Dinesen (via...

Mar 18th

London.

February 2010. OMG.

Mar 17th

I dug this up randomly just now and yep,...

audreyhepburncomplex:merricat:tilly-clark: jours: Every year, English teachers from across the...

Mar 17th

“I know you know what you want.”
— (via underthesheets)

Mar 17th

Sometimes at work, we wait tables. Sometimes, though, we...

Mar 16th

“You’ll meet her, she’s very pretty, even though sometimes...”
— Pan’s Labyrinth (via...

Mar 16th

Today is my one day off work this week.

I’m spending the day with Cat - Stars practice, apartment hunting, then who knows what....

Mar 16th

kasie: Wow, how amazingly beautiful! winstonwolfe: ...

Mar 15th

bellavita: LOVE her

Mar 15th

OMFG so cute. Do not kill it, Swiss zoo! “A Swiss zoo...

Mar 14th

“Someone call the personality police!! I’d like to...”
— Chelsea

Mar 14th

Leaving in 20 minutes to go to the big career fair at the AAC. Eeek. I’m nervous but...

Mar 12th

“We’re with Swiss newspaper. He is Swiss!”
— random (Swiss!) guy I met...

Mar 12th

Whoa.

Where did this social life come from?

Mar 12th

Girl, get with it.

He isn’t straight and you know it.

Mar 12th

Somebody buy me these.

Mar 12th

Gratuitous Photo Of Yourself Wednesday shows that I am a...

Mar 11th

“She’s well acquainted with the touch of the velvet...”
— The Beatles

Mar 10th

Scooby Snacks FTW.

Mar 10th

Two little things just made my day.

Learning that FedEx is having free resume printing tomorrow, right when I need 50 copies of my...

Mar 10th

abirdfriend: ipictureyouinthesun: ...

Mar 9th

I wish I could just run away from my...

wiitifftiff: andtheyflew: and start over somewhere new. if only that could be. this world is too...

Mar 9th

I wish I could just run away from my...

and start over somewhere new.

Mar 9th

Changing Seasons: An Original Haiku

summer is coming my toenails need painting and my legs a tan

Mar 8th

I just finished reading Her Last Death and now I miss Mom. I’m greiving and it’s taken...

Mar 7th

As soon as I get my defensive driving...

I’m calling and canceling my internet. There are other things out there I could be doing than...

Mar 7th

Truth

Roxanne: Stalking is NOT a party.
Chels: It is when you have two stalkers!

Mar 7th

Helllllll yes.

Mar 6th

3/6/9

saramcpherson: Happy Multiplication Day!

Mar 6th

I'm really excited!

I’m leaving in an hour to go to the range for the day with my dad and sister. I haven’t...

Mar 6th

dabzoom:flying-solo: poignant:(via Julie G. Photography) ...

Mar 5th

kari-shma: Teacher by *Anuk

Mar 5th

“A mask, any mask, whether horned like a beast or feathered...”
— Jitterbug Perfume

Mar 5th

Inhale, exhale...

Slowly. Always slowly. Never take it for granted.

Mar 5th

GPOYW My future’s so bright I wear my shades...

Mar 5th

(via jotterbook)

Mar 4th

Question: How in the world do you manage to hit a BEAR while riding your BICYCLE? Seems avoidable.

Mar 3rd

“We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies...”
— Richard Dawkins

Mar 3rd

(via explor) Just drive away…

Mar 3rd

In the end these things matter most: How well did you love? How fully did you live? How deeply did...

Mar 3rd

"Everything you can imagine is real."

Pablo Picasso

Mar 2nd

seriouslythough: ...

Mar 2nd

Eff.

I was at work, and I was really really busy, and I just kept getting more and more tables. I was...

Mar 2nd

Time to change the channel...

Jen: I looked up and saw some woman holding a plush vagina on my tv
Me: hahaha wtf
Me: cuddle buddy for lonely men?
Jen: lmao no idea
Jen: But it was very startling

Mar 2nd

jotterbook: (via headlights) (via kari-shma) (via...

Mar 2nd

Listen

The Beatles - Happiness is a Warm Gun

Mar 1st

dabzoom: kari-shma: Jamaica by  jikamajoja To do: move...

Mar 1st

Umm.

The windchill is like 25*. What is that? Boo winter. And boo Texas, teasing me with warm spring...

Mar 1st