And They Flew

Yay!

Apple just called to tell me that they’re done working on my Mac, and I can come pick it up...

May 1st

Chels: If I ended up with Smith as a last name, my kids would be named like.. Doodly and Amigo

May 1st

Can we please just be adults about this?

Seriously. Time to grow up.

May 1st

Hey, Tumblrs...

How are you today?

Apr 30th

“(650): sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu...”
— texts from last night

Apr 30th

“(925): so explain again why im purple (617): no”
— texts from last night

Apr 30th

“(281): But imagine a dinosaur-themed tramp stamp”
— texts from last night

Apr 30th

“(817): Sweetheart, you’ve always been a horrid...”
— texts from last night

Apr 30th

“(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you...”
— texts from last night

Apr 30th

“(913): very cute, but more “I wanna put you in my...”
— texts from last night

Apr 30th

Today I’ll be tumbling some of my favorite texts from last night posts. Enjoy!

Apr 30th

GPOYW Just chillin at home. It was bright outside earlier,...

Apr 29th

“The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to...”
— Robert Frost (via...

Apr 29th

audreyhepburncomplex: merricat: (myvintagevogue) Part of...

Apr 29th

Tonight was hockey AWESOME.

Seriously. First the Capitals break a 1-1 tie with 5 minutes left and win Game 7 to kick the Rangers...

Apr 29th

“I hate and love, wouldst thou the reason know? I know not, but I burn and feel it so.” Catullus

Apr 28th

(via we heart it)

Apr 28th

Oh Man, if you only knew what happened...

stultaluna: (via passthemike)

Apr 28th

“I don’t think I’ll be able to be around their...”
— Chels

Apr 28th

Things I Am Excited About

My Genius Bar appointment Wednesday night. My poor broken Mac will finally be getting some...

Apr 27th

Reebok 2009 Heroes Celebrity Baseball Game

Apr 27th

Unfortunately, it’s a lot harder to ignore somebody who lives in the same city as you than it...

Apr 27th

PHole Interviews with a Sparkly Pink...

Allison: We're here with Amanda Bojak. Tell us what you think about working hungover.
Bojak: I think it sucks because I got a $0.60 tip!

Apr 26th

Of Mere Being

The palm at the end of the mind, Beyond the last thought, rises In the bronze decor, A...

Apr 26th

abirdfriend: point-of-extinction: (via merricat) I...

Apr 26th

“the road I walk is paved in gold to glorify my platinum...”
— Innerpartysystem

Apr 25th

Listen

devincastro: I Monster / These Are Our Children Um love. So much.

Apr 25th

“There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can...”
— Lawrence Durrell (via...

Apr 24th

“They need to take their shitty logo and go to the AHL. A...”
— My friend Matt, talking about...

Apr 24th

Sorry. I'm irritable tonight.

Apr 24th

WhatEVER.

Ugh. You are not all that. Can’t say that I’ve been bitching all night and then spend...

Apr 24th

“You inspire me with ecstasy, got me feelin’ so freaky...”
— I wish. (Flo Rida)

Apr 23rd

kari-shma:catskills: (via cloee)

Apr 23rd

Please don’t message me on Facebook to “catch up” and then try to convert me to...

Apr 23rd

“you are the best therapist ever, btw”
— Cat

Apr 23rd

Burning Questions

Netflix is sending me The Air I Breath. What? Why was that in my queue? It sounds boring as shit....

Apr 23rd

this just made me laugh so much (it's...

Me: “Can I help you find anything, sir? ”
Customer: “Uh… uh… ” (I then notice that he’s peeing on some of our boxwoods.)
Me: “What–”
Customer: “I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!”  *zips up and runs out*
Coworker: “Did that guy just quote Darkwing Duck at you?!”
Me: *drops watering hose* “I’m taking a break.”
(http: //notalwaysright.com)

Apr 23rd

Just scheduled an interview at Texas...

for Friday at 4. Yay! One step closer to finding work in Dallas.

Apr 22nd

I think I decided on my next tattoo, or maybe second-next after my peacock feather. IDK yet. But...

Apr 22nd

FTW

Definitely just ordered a 500gb external hard drive from Wal-Mart, which puts me one step closer to...

Apr 22nd

“hi sweetie im glad that you r a hockey lover. hockey loves u...”
— Donald Brashear sent me a DM...

Apr 21st

Listen

scout: my morning jacket - mahgeetah

Apr 21st

sheisdead: yezzombie: cheerthebold: (via...

Apr 20th

Watch

My least favorite arcade game ever. I came in 8th…out of 8th. That bitch is hard to ride....

Apr 19th

Driving down Preston at 2:30 in the...

I picture them on horseback, dressed in war paint. The chief’s headdress flowing behind him as...

Apr 19th

Last Night

Bought Where the Wild Things Are, Memoirs of a Geisha, a 1911 edition of a Victorian romance novel,...

Apr 18th

“My birthday’s coming and if I had one wish, yeah,...”
— Lady Gaga

Apr 18th

“Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a...”
— Johnny Depp (via thresca)

Apr 18th

Listen

sheisdead: funeralface: You - Atmosphere Atmosphere! Cat would be proud. Also I think this is...

Apr 17th

Re: my anger at a message from my ex and...

Me: i don't even know what to say
Me: other than "FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER I'M SO MUCH BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU AND YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE YOU'RE A HUGE LOSER AND I'M NOT"
Me: but i dont think that would go over very well

Apr 17th

I love how my bedroom still smells like...

Apr 16th

Orange slice jello shots? Yes please. * 2 x oranges * 1...

Apr 16th

Booze in a tiny chocolate bottle and NHL playoffs on tv? Wonderful.

Apr 16th

Exploring my new hood!

Apr 15th

Love Poem (6)

Apr 14th

Something about this moment is so beautiful I could scream.

Apr 14th

I got the apartment I wanted! My tentative move-in date is May 31. Happy Monday to me! :D

Apr 13th

This Is Not an Elegy, Catherine Pierce

sleepanddream: poetry365: At sixteen, I was illegal and brilliant, my fingernails chewed to...

Apr 13th

Yes. This.

Apr 12th

The fact that in barely two months I'm...

It’s been rough.

Apr 12th

Before we left work, Paul wrote me out a list of bands to check out. Can I just say that I love that...

Apr 12th

In twenty minutes,

I’ll be starting the first of six shifts in the next four days. I’m going to be...

Apr 9th

Analysis

Chels: I guess we'll find out eventually if he was impressed/interested
Me: yeah. i mean he seemed to be at least interested b/c he tried to figure out when we could go. but who knows with guys?
Chels: Right that's what I'm saying. He SEEMED to be but we've no way to know right now for sure
Me: right
Me: and maybe what SEEMED like him trying to figure out when we could go was actually him trying to figure out how he could sound interested and still not have to go to dinner with me.
Chels: Or he was trying to figure out if he should nap first or play Call of Duty when he gets home
Chels: Who knows

Apr 9th

GPOYW: The travel section of the flagship Half Price Books...

Apr 8th

Last night I had to break up with a guy I wasn’t even dating. How stupid is that? We only...

Apr 8th

I did the ballsiest thing of my life...

But you know what? No risk, no possible reward. We shall see.

Apr 7th

I’m pretty sure I’m over the internet. It just matters less and less to me lately, you...

Apr 6th

I am conflicted.

Apr 5th

BTW

So I’m getting $300 more back on my tax return than I expected, but I have to wait another six...

Apr 4th

fmylife: Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in...

Apr 2nd

Everybody’s singing like they’re crazy in love. We made a dizzy mess of everything and it was...

Apr 2nd

Latest hockey crush. :] From the adorable/hilarious video...

Apr 2nd

“I’ve been climbing rocks and stones, been collecting...”
— Treehouse by I’m From...

Apr 2nd

Watch

acewepeel: slapshot: Oiler’s 4th rounder, Linus Omark scores an absolutely sick shootout goal in a...

Apr 1st

“At one point, I thought life was about acquiring things....”
— Mike Tyson (via littlefists)

Apr 1st

Right, April Fool's Day

That explains why I feel like somebody’s going to walk up to me and be like “Haha, just...

Apr 1st