this is why i never log into OKcupid.
[idiot's first message to me]: You seem surprisingly interesting, and I'm in a good mood, so I'll give you a chance. I like people that are imaginative; once you reach a certain level of familiarity with them, it's like being in another world. I will say you don't seem like the type that would interest me romantically, and I'm not really looking for a long-distance relationship, so don't expect that from me. I'm not saying it's impossible that I might develop feelings, but I tend to be very difficult to crack open, emotionally. I'm a bit of a stoic, and it takes something wondrous to influence me. Say something that makes sense, an absolute truth, a word of reason - or push reality further into the gray.
[my response]: Well gee. I'm so very honored that you've chosen to give me a chance! I shudder to think what would have happened if you were not in a good mood. I guess I would never have the chance to expect a relationship out of you, when I clearly state that I am not myself interested in one. That would be a real shame. You want an absolute truth? You come across as a total douchebag.
Aug 21st