And They Flew

"Cheeseburger. Pies. Awesome."

-checking my order at McDonald’s.

I’m so ridiculous when I’m high. I originally ordered a double cheeseburger and fries, but as I was sitting in line waiting for the dumbass in front of me to count out her pennies, I thought to myself, “that won’t be nearly enough food.” So I added the dollar menu pies to my order. What? In what world would that not be enough food? In the wonderful world of mary jane, I suppose. Also: shut up I’m little and have a small appetite. 

See? Ridiculous. 

7 August 2008 text